Tag: jokes
member name: Kitty Lone Hawk
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January 14, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
My Resume .....
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack . . .
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January 15, 2008 05:57 PM EST --
MODERN DAY COWBOY
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing
the Texas plains without water. His horse has already
died of thirst...
He's crawling through the sand, certain . . .
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December 16, 2007 04:46 PM EST --
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER
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January 10, 2008 12:02 PM EST --
The innocence of children...
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
Summer evening when a woman in the convertible
Ahead . . .
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July 31, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for
president. She was right on with this one!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in . . .
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December 24, 2007 09:14 AM EST --
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF
BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE
WILL INSTANTLY . . .
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December 27, 2007 02:16 PM EST --
All answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape . . .
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March 26, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.
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December 05, 2007 11:54 AM EST --
Thought a little humor might be appreciated :-)
Hello, and thank you for calling The State
Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following
options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, . . .
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December 14, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Don't
delete this just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not,
you can read
it.
. . .
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January 30, 2008 08:29 PM EST --
- SELL THE PORSCHE -
A sixteen year old boy came home with a Porsche
and his parents began to yell and scream,
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CAR???!!!!" . . .
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December 16, 2007 04:59 PM EST --
Too funny - rotflmho--hope you do too...enjoy!
Begin forwarded message:
http://wsww.humorhaus.com/hh1189.htm
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